Picture by Jody Armstrong.

APPITIZERS

​​​​Small French Fries or Tator Tots        
    Add cheese   Add bacon 

    Chili (when available) 
 Large French Fries or Tator Tots        
    Add cheese    Add bacon
    Chili (when available)
Small Beer Battered Onion Rings          
Large Beer Battered Onion Rings          
Texas Toothpix                                          

Bottle Caps:                                                 

Fried Okra                                                  

Jalapeños Cheddar Poppers (4)                
Fried Mushrooms (12)                               
Fried Calamari                                             

Fried Mozzarella Stix  (6)                       
 (extra marinara or ranch $.50)
Breaded Wings 6/12                       

  Served w/ranch, blue cheese, or  
   franks hot sauce

Naked Wings 6/12                     
   Served w/ranch, blue cheese, or  
    franks hot sauce

Sampler: Onion rings, mozzarella stix,      
 jalapeños poppers, mushrooms, toothpixs,
& bottle caps.

     Served w/Ranch or Blue Cheese             

 Toad Sampler                                                             Sampler w/ six breaded wings               Sampler w/six naked wings               
Chips & Salsa                                            
Side Salad:  Lettuce, tomato, cheese      
Pork Skins (Small/Large)                   

DRINKS:
                           Un-sweet tea                  Coffee small/Large
Pink lemonade

Coke

Dr. Pepper 
 7-up, Sprite

Root beer

Big Red           
 Diet Coke

Diet Dr. Pepper 
Topo Chico 

              Monster Energy Drink                              

Take a look at our menu!​

OUR KITCHEN

The Horny Toad has become known for our food as much as our fun.  The Toad hamburger has earned a reputation as one of the finest around, even being voted the #1 hamburger worth driving 50 miles for by Ride Texas magazine.  But we're way more than just hamburgers and fries! Make sure to try out our excellent Quesadillas and Nachos. Don't miss out on the almost world famous B#%&hwich: Cheese, Grilled onions and Jalapenos, 4 slices of bacon and a 1/3 lb.  hamburger patty on Texas toast.  Ask about the "Toad Bun", a jalapeno cheese bun,  that adds something special to any sandwich!! With a full menu you're sure to find something to satisfy everyone in your party. Lunch specials are served Wednesday-Friday.  Join us on  Thursday nights as we rotate our weekly Thursday specials: Fried catfish, a 12oz  Grilled Rib-eye steak, Chicken Fried Rib-eye Steak, and Grilled Double Bone-in Pork Chops!!

EVERYTHING ELSE:
 
Al’s Breakfast: 2 eggs (over easy), 2 pieces of crispy bacon, 4 tator tots,1 piece of toast, 2 oz. pico on the side
Chicken Strip/Steak Finger Basket:  
Choice of 4 breaded chicken strips
or 4 steak breaded steak fingers,  French fries,
gravy, salad, & Texas toast                                    
Popcorn Shrimp Basket:   Breaded popcorn shrimp, French fries, Hush puppies, choice of cocktail or tartar sauce
 Chicken Salad:   Choice of grilled, breaded, or hot & spicy Chicken w/ lettuce, tomatoes, onion, & cheese                                                   
Beef/Chicken Nachos:  Choice of   ground  beef or grilled chicken, with fresh pico de gallo, jalapeños, & cheese  on corn tortilla chips. Served w/sour cream & homemade salsa.
Beef/Chicken Quesadilla:    Choice of ground beef or grilled chicken,   fresh pico de gallo, jalapeños, cheese, on a flour  tortilla. Served w/sour cream & homemade salsa.
Philly Cheese Steak Quesadilla:   4 oz. meat, grilled onions, bell peppers, mushrooms, provolone cheese served on a flour tortilla
Super Beef/Chicken Taco: Choice of ground beef or grilled chicken , fresh pico de gallo , black  beans,  lettuce, tomatoes,  onions,  jalapeños, cheese,  on a  flour tortilla 
Served w/sour cream & homemade salsa
Taco Salad: Choice of ground beef or grilled chicken, fresh pico de gallo, black beans, on a bed  of lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and jalapenos, topped with cheese and tortilla strips. Served w/sour cream & homemade salsa  
Chili:  (when available) Small    Medium   Large
                             
Ask about our lunch specials;
Wednesday, Thursday, & Friday

KIDS MENU:
 Steak Finger Basket:  

2 breaded steak fingers, French fries
Chicken Strip Basket:    

 2 chicken strips, French fries
Cheese Nachos/Quesadillas             
 Corny Dog:

BURGERS & SANDWICHES

  • Add an egg                                                   
  • Sub the Sour Dough Jalapeno
  • Cheese Bun aka “Toad Bun”                   
  •  (American, Swiss, Cheddar, Provolone
  •  Or Pepper jack Cheese)

Hamburger: One third pound seasoned    
patty on a toasted bun served with: lettuce,
pickles, tomatoes, onions.
Cheeseburger: Same tasty burger            
as above with your choice of cheese
Double Meat Hamburger                      
Double Meat Cheeseburger                  
Danwich: Texas toast/Toad Bun,         
2 cheese slices of choice, 4 slices of bacon,
grilled onions & grilled jalapeños
B*!~#wich: Danwich with a                    
hamburger  patty                                   
SOB: Add an egg to the B*!~#wich         

Club Sandwich:  Ham, bacon,                
lettuce, tomato, choice of dressing
 on toasted bread.
Hot Ham & Cheese Sandwich:             
Ham, cheese choice, lettuce, tomato,P
Pickles, choice of dressing on Texas toast
Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich           
4 oz. meat, grilled onions, bell
Peppers, mushrooms, and provolone cheese         Chicken Wrap: Choice of grilled or           
crispy chicken, lettuce,  tomato, choice
of dressing wrapped in a tortilla

A$$wich: Texas Toast, 2 chicken                   
strips or hot spicy chicken breast,
2 cheese slices of choice, grilled onions,
& choice of dressing
Chicken Sandwich: Choice of Grilled        
Mesquite chicken breast or hot spicy
chicken breast or two chicken strips.
Served on choice of toasted bun and choice
of veggies
BLT: Texas toast or thin bread                        

4 slices of bacon, lettuce, tomato
Grilled Cheese: Texas toast &  2 slices of cheese
All Beef Hot Dog :    ¼ pound frank

w/cheese      w /chili (when available)